Whatever Wednesday – Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes (Part 1)

I love knock knock jokes. The more baduy, the better.

Here are my current favorites that I think will only be appreciated by readers 30 years old and up. :p

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tatsulok, bilog.
Tatsulok, bilog, who?
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gino Padilla… Hey, tatsulok in your eyes, must bilog at first sight…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken, chicken.
Chicken, chicken, who?
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ogie Alcasid… Chicken-ya pa rin babalik, sigaw ng damdamin. Chicken-ya pa rin sasaya bulong ng puso ko…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Come back to me.
Come back to me, who?
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Donna Cruz… Come back to me-bok ang puso, wala ka nang magagawa kundi sundin ito! Come back to me-bok ang puso, lagot ka na! Siguradong huli ka!

Sharam sharam shararam :p

Hope I made you laugh, or sing at least!

// listening to Gino Padilla – Closer You and I

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